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"Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice."
-(via helpfvl)

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

hiptonized:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

lindsaylohoean:

me when i get a better grade than the best student in my class

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esslaurent:

love—is-my-weapon:

poopflow:

it should be a high school requirement to work in food and retail for at least 6 months a piece so everyone can understand not to be assholes to employees who are just doing their jobs 

and so we actually have some work experience to put on resumes

that’s actually a really good idea


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